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Wednesday, December 5th, 2001

Time:10:18 pm.
Mood: angry.
What in the blue fuck is going on in this piece of toilet paper!?

http://home.dal.net/shrub/Adequacy_org%20%20Is%20Your%20Son%20a%20Computer%20Hacker.htm


Why are some parents so fucking dense!?!?!?
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Monday, December 3rd, 2001

Time:9:38 pm.

If I was a work of art, I would be Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

I am extremely popular and widely known. Although unassuming and unpretentious, my enigmatic smile has charmed millions. I am a mystery, able to be appreciated from afar, but ultimately unknowable and thus intriguing.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test



Nahhhh.....
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Time:3:56 pm.
Mood: amused.
The most moronic bunch of fucks that ever lived
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Subject:As you can probably tell, I hate Gator.
Time:3:50 pm.
Mood: pissed off.
First Name: Goto
Last Name: Hell
Email address: asshole@pissoff.com
OS: Other
Browser: Other
Problem Type: General Usage
Short Description Of Problem: It's shit.
Problem Description: Gator and the other shitty programs are true shit, I mean, this product probably only is used by morons who can't remember what password they typed 5 minutes ago. Give up and work on your true calling... flipping hamburgers at McDonalds.
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Saturday, December 1st, 2001

Time:8:48 pm.
Mood: pissed off.
Hrmphh...

I Love Monty Python hosted by Eddie Izzard = 21:15
Monty Python and the Holy Grail = 22:25

At least something's gonna go right today...
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Subject:Sometimes I just get so pissed off...
Time:7:59 pm.
Mood: pissed off.
I can't believe how fuckin' hypocritical people can be...


And Merry Fuckin' Christmas to you all...
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Time:9:42 am.
Anyone that licks me is sure to say I taste like:

Click here to take the new and improved Ice Cream Flavor Test at assbabies.org!

Friday, November 30th, 2001

Time:9:45 am.
We're sorry. This question doesn't appear to exist; it may have been deleted. (We got rid of a whole bunch on the 29th of November, 2001, because of misuse.)
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</div>

Bollocks....
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Thursday, November 29th, 2001

Time:2:40 pm.
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<img src="http://squirming.net/meme/tests/criminal/elizabethbathory.jpg" title="I am Elizabeth Bathory."><br \><a href="http://squirming.net/meme/tests/criminal/">Which Evil Criminal are <i>You</i>?</a>
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Time:11:42 am.
If you were to commit suicide, what would be the best way to go?
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C'mon people I want your opinions!!! <code>>:D</code>
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Wednesday, November 28th, 2001

Subject:This is aboot correct....
Time:12:31 pm.

I am 40% British
Take the Brit Quiz at
www.dwall.dircon.co.uk/britquiz1.htm


Now, if only I could find a "How Canadian are you?" and "How American are you?" tests everything will be right-as-rain guv'ner. Toodle pip!
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Time:9:33 am.
Answer my question dammit!!!

http://squirming.net/popquiz/?display=1077
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Time:9:26 am.
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<img src="http://shite.squirming.net/afflictiontest/syphilis.gif" title="I am Syphilis. Don't Screw With Me, Or I'll Give You Dementia."><br \> <a href="http://shite.squirming.net/afflictiontest/">Take the Affliction Test Today!</a>
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Time:9:21 am.
I am 58% Metal-Head.



I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling."


Take the Metal-Head Test at Fuali.com!
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Time:9:18 am.

I am 52% Grunge.



I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man.

Take the Grunge Test at Fuali.com!


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Time:9:16 am.

I am 25% EMO.



Not quite Emo
Hmm.. i suggest I stopped listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.

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Time:9:14 am.

I am 26% Raver.



Well, I have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak.

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Time:9:12 am.
I AM 35% GOTH.



Goth by night, normal by day. Deep in my
heart I know I am evil, but not on the
company's time. I do need to eat.


Take the GOTH Test at Fuali.com!

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Time:9:11 am.
I AM 23% PUNK.



Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay
maybe some people think I am punk, but is
that enough? Nope.


Take the PUNK/POSER Test at Fuali.com!

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Time:9:07 am.
I've only been posting test results lately.... If you don't like it you can bite me...
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Tuesday, November 27th, 2001

Time:1:13 pm.
I'm An Ogre! Take the 'What Quake monster am I?' test!
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Monday, November 26th, 2001

Time:1:45 pm.
I am 52% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.



I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!


Take the INTERNET-ADDICT Test at Fuali.com!
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Time:8:32 am.
I've pre-ordered Return to Castle Wofenstein from amazon.co.uk. Now, I may be wrong here... but I thought that RTCW had already come out in jolly ol' England... hmm...

In other news, amazon.co.uk still haven't dispatched my Blade Runner stuff, despite the fact that it was 2 weeks yesterday... email time methinks (later, when I'm home from college).

Now, some funny alternative names to products we kinda hate:

Microsoft X-Box = Micro$haft Shoebox

That's all I have....
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Sunday, November 25th, 2001

Time:7:52 pm.
http://www.madblast.com/oska/pong.cfm
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Time:1:28 pm.
10% - 20% (Angsty Teenager)

The beginning.
All good DeathKiddies start off as angsty teenagers.
From here, you can only go down. And down. And down.
If you think you're pissed off now, wait until you get to highschool.

Take the DeathKiddy Test!



That suits me to a T :D
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Friday, November 23rd, 2001

Time:12:24 pm.
Some wisdom:

Whatever you do in life... don't panic!!!!
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Time:12:10 pm.
Some wisdom:

Why waste money on mouthwash, when you've got perfectly good aftershave?
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Thursday, November 22nd, 2001

Time:8:47 pm.
http://www.orosian.demon.co.uk/Weeee.swf
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Subject:oh dear...
Time:10:14 am.
Mood: bouncy.
I didn't post on my birthday.... just forgot I guess...

Anyhoo, a complete list of my gifts follows:


  • Grand Theft Auto 3 for PS2
  • Airblade for PS2
  • Crazy Taxi for PS2
  • Game Boy Advance
  • Super Mario Advance for GBA
  • Mario Kart Super Circuit for GBA
  • American Pie (DVD format)
  • The Sims: Hot Date for PC
  • A 256mb memory module for PC
  • Blade Runner Collector's Edtion Boxset (DVD format; still waiting for amazon.co.uk to deliver)
  • �25 in birthday cards (spent on second 256mb memory module)


I love birthdays :-)
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Sunday, November 18th, 2001

Time:7:55 am.
Amazon.co.uk dispatched The Sims: Hot Date yesterday!!! w00t! It will arrive on the 20th of November (My birthday!!!)
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Saturday, November 17th, 2001

Time:12:23 pm.
I fucking hate headaches....
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Time:9:23 am.
I obtained 256mb of RAM today :D

About �20 from http://www.crucial.com/uk
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Thursday, November 15th, 2001

Time:9:40 am.
Mood: pissed off.
Bah! No electricity until 6pm tonight >:(

No internet...
No PS2...
No TV...
No light...
No music...
No microwave...

I hate days like this... >:(
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Tuesday, November 13th, 2001

Time:12:11 pm.
[info]idigital wanted someone to post....

Hi.
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Time:9:02 am.
Mood: lethargic.
Meh. So.. I haven't been making long entries..... it doesn't matter, it's my journal, and I'll do what I want :-�

Anyway, for everyone who wants a longer-than-recent-entries entry, here we go...


I got GTa3 yesterday, and I've been playing it into the wee hours of this morning. One word about it: BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough*

Anyway, I'm gonna be one of Bil's "Blue Testers" for the upcoming BluePrint 2. Find out about BluePrint here. I won't be posting any information about BP2 here, as it would violate my NDA with Bil, and terminate the beta-test software agreement, so ner :-�

I preordered the TSR Newsletter CD #2, order yours here (if you're a Sims fan!) The first one was simply BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough* (I need to stop doing that...)

anyway, as I was saying, the first one was brilliant, so #2 should be even more BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough*

*passes out*
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Time:7:37 am.
syda 7 unlti mrithyad by
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Monday, November 12th, 2001

Time:2:14 pm.
Well, I haven't updated in a couple o' days, but....

8 dsya yb ulnit daymithr!!!!!
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Friday, November 9th, 2001

Time:11:31 am.
Mood: bouncy.
I got my TSR T-shirt yesterday, along with the CD. Yay for me!!!
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Time:11:29 am.
Mood: bouncy.
11 yads unlit by mirthday!!!
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Thursday, November 8th, 2001

Time:9:45 am.
Dear AOL inbox,

As you may have guessed, you are not receiving any email from LJ. The reasons for this are out of my hand. I'm gonna be using my Hotmail inbox for a while. But don't worry, as it will never be able to replace you. Your suave voice, telling me I have email makes me feel all warm inside :)

Best wishes,
D3k
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Time:6:57 am.
12 days unlit mirthday by!!!
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Wednesday, November 7th, 2001

Time:1:45 pm.
Mood: pissed off.
Stupid sysadmin blocked every AOL site on our school's network.... Can't access my goddamn email...
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Time:9:45 am.
13 days until by mirthday!!!
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Tuesday, November 6th, 2001

Time:12:02 pm.
14 days until my birthday!!!
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Monday, November 5th, 2001

Time:11:16 am.
15 days until my birthday!!!
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Sunday, November 4th, 2001

Time:11:05 am.
16 days until my birthday!!!
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Saturday, November 3rd, 2001

Time:9:28 am.
Mood: blah.


The red thing is a new key-chain i got today.

The box is what it came in.

*kicks gadgetshop.com*

(17 days until my birthday)
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Time:6:42 am.
17 days until my birthday!!!!
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Friday, November 2nd, 2001

Subject:The story behind my new image....
Time:10:13 am.
Mood: bored.
When I got my PC (about 18 months ago), I was really excited about the internet. So, the first place I went to to chat was http://chat.yahoo.com.

When it asked me for a username, I couldn't think of one, so I put in daniel147.

This username lasted for about a month, because, that's when I bought The Matrix.

Because I was hooked on that film, I wanted to call myself Neo in all the chat rooms that I could find, but it didn't work.....

So, that's when I came up with the "Daneo". I added some piszazz(sp?) and added a "3k" to it, the name now stood as "daneo3k". I kept this name until about 2 months ago, when I had it changed on the TSR forums to "D3k". Same meaning, shortened version :)

So, there you have it, the story of my current screen-name.

Don't blame me, I was bored...


(18 days until my birthday!!!)
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Thursday, November 1st, 2001

Time:9:47 am.
19 days until my birthday!!!
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